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Frequently Asked Questions

If you can't figure something out, then look over this list of frequently asked questions BEFORE sending an idiotic email. If you still send an email with a question that is already answered on this page, I guarantee you will NOT like the response you get.

How do I know this isn't a scam?
Because if I wanted to run a scam, I would charge a lot more money.
I can't pay by credit card or by Clickbank. How can I order the book?
You can contact us to arrange another payment method.
Why are you such an as*hole?
Because I don't like you.
After I order, will you help me with any questions?
My support staff is available 24-7. All customers receive lifetime support. So if I die, you're pretty much screwed.
Do you offer a private, 1-on-1 coaching program to make money in Real Estate?
Yes. The Rich Jerk has trained a select team of 15-20 expert coaches, called the Rich Jerk Success Team. We are only accepting a select few students who we will coach 1 on 1 for the next 6 months. Many will be featured as testimonials on the Rich Jerk's website and in upcoming infomercials. If you are close-minded or annoying, don't even bother applying. For an application to work 1-on-1 with a Rich Jerk Success Team expert, submit an application.
If you're so rich, why are you selling a $20 ebook online?
I am raising money to put a down payment on penile reduction surgery.
What are the details of your money-back guarantee?
I offer a 60 day money back guarantee. Try my strategies out for up to 60 days. If you aren't successful, I'll tell you that you are an idiot, but I'll also give you a 100% refund. But instead of whining, you should first try contacting my support staff for assistance. These guys are trained to help you make money.
Is it possible to make money in real estate during times like these?
Haha. ALWAYS. In fact, right now all of the poor saps who bought houses they couldn't afford, lured in by an interest only loan, are foreclosing. And their house is ripe for the picking, you freakin' vultures.
What if I have no money to get started?
That's the beauty of my program. I show you how to use other people's money. And, I even introduce you to those people.
I'm outside of the USA. Will your book be able to help me make money?
Probably not, but send me money anyway.

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