My Support Team is Typically Drunk, but Feel Free to Request Help Anyway.
Contact the Jerk.
Make sure you've read our frequently asked questions page BEFORE sending an email. If you email me with a question that is already answered on the FAQ page, I guarantee you won't like the reply.
- I accept legitimate inquiries from potential customers as well as current customers.
- I accept testimonials.
- I also accept hate mail and sob stories, as my staff likes to post them on the wall and throw darts at them.
However, if you want a reasonable reply, you better make sure you don't waste my time.
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